You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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