new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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