Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Drunk is not a location!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?