I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.