David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
so let's talk penis.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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