3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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