I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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