thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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