If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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