So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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