I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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