There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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