they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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