let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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