You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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