Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
