i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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