Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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