:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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