it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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