four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i out mim tonsoeep
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