Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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