From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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