Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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