I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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