she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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