Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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