I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
kristin has been a bad kristin
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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