Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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