i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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