Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Your penis caused this!
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