Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
