p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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