Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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