Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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