Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
my sisters under your porch take her home
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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