My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
is that a dick in a sweater?
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