a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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