i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm at about main and main street
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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