I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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