I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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