if you like me you must not know who I am
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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