He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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