lets start a swedish sibling band together
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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