its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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