we're blogging at a bar
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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