what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Randomize
