Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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