using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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