i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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