my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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