yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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