I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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