weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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