Moan for me like Helen Keller
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
