how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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